100 Million BC
An elite military team on an important mission travels back in time, but they dudn't come back alone.
Ok, I knew from the summary alone that this was going to be a potentially bad movie. Fortunately, I red boxed it. I also rented my dad War of the World II while I was at it. Well the fact that the War of the Worlds II trailor was on the previews for this movie I knew it was going to be really bad. Then I watched the trailor:
Oh. My. God
They basically raped all the Jurassic Park movies (Hello! Huge fan!) and Godzilla movies. So, so Bad.
I don't think it can even be called a B Movie.
I expected it to be bad but OMG.
So very, very bad. Movie has hardly even started, and I can't stop laughing.
The time travel device is called a fuckin' Rainbow Device.
Not to mention the fact that it has bunch of trailors that are just ripe offs of relative good movies:
I am Legend...I am Omega (Zombie like creatures instead vampire like, and a bunch of men that think they the last ones get together to save what they think is (I assume) the last living woman.
AVP....AVH(Alien v. Hunter) The alients that you do not see and large spiders.
All trailors are very bad.
WARNING: SPORATIC COMMENTS
Music in the movie is the dramatic sort, but pretty good, and a couple of the actors are ok. One of them is even slightly hot in that red neck, white trash sort of way.
Yes, drug up a bunch of militants before sending them back to dinoland.
Oh! Shiny blue light!
Well, that sucks. When one of the guys transported he got fried and melted into a tree.
At least when they do close ups of the raptor (How could they do this to you!) they look close to JP quality. As long as they don't move.
"Go!" Grabs guy running off. "Leave me a fucking gun!"
Also really nice how the people that have been stuck in the past for six years with no mirrors have wonderfully stylish hair and modern clothes...considering they left in Pre-Cold War era.
Really bad, glaringly FAKE CG dinosaurs. It makes me feel cheap. The Rex on the cover is JP quality.
Well, I need to watch JP2 just to remember what good CG/puppet dinosaurs look like.
Very bad movie, but it was....interesting,..